My eldest daughter said to me one day: "I'm going to sue you" .... this is my response to her, oh yes, and to all the other ones out there who think they know!

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The Childs Comments and Thoughts!


My son came home from school one day,
with a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
to put me in my place.

'Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'

It says I need not clean my room,
don't have to cut my hair
No one can tell me what to think,
or speak, or what to wear.

I have freedom from religion,
and regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head,
and I sure don't have to pray.

I can wear earrings if I want,
and pierce my tongue & nose.
I can read & watch just what I like,
get tattoos from head to toe.

And if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you with a crime.
I'll back up all my charges,
with the marks on my behind.

Don't you ever touch me,
my body's only for my use,
not for your hugs and kisses,
that's just more child abuse.

Don't preach about your! morals ,
like your Mama did to you.
That's nothing more than mind control,
And it's illegal too!

Mom, I have these children's rights,
so you can't influence me,
or I'll call Childen's Services Division,
better known as C.S.D.'

Mom's Reply and Thoughts

Of course my first instinct was
to toss him out the door.
But the chance to teach him a lesson
made me think a little more.

I mulled it over carefully,
I couldn't let this go.
A smile crept upon my face,
he's messing with a pro.

Next day I took him shopping
at the local Goodwill Store..
I told him, 'ick out all you want,
there's shirts & pants galore.

I've called and checked with C.S.D.
who said they didn't care
if I bought you K-Mart shoes
instead of those Nike Airs.

I've canceled that appointment
to take your driver's test.
The C.S.D. is unconcerned
so I'll decide what's best.'

I said 'No time to stop and eat,
or pick up stuff to munch.
And tomorrow you can start to learn
to make your own sack lunch.

Just save the raging appetite,
and wait till dinner time.
We're having liver and onions,
a favorite dish of mine.'

He asked 'Can I please rent a movie,
to watch on my VCR?'
' Sorry, but I sold your TV,
for new tires on my car.

I also rented out your room,
you'll take the couch instead.
The C.S.D. requires
just a roof over your head.

Your clothing won't be trendy now,
I'll choose what we eat.
That allowance that you used to get,
will buy me something neat.

I'm selling off your jet ski,
dirt-bike & roller blades.
Check out the 'arents Bill of Rights',
It's in effect today!

Hey hot shot, are you crying,
Why are you on your knees?
Are you asking God to help you out,
instead of C.S.D..?'


now, while I'm personally don't care what colour she dyes her hair (I bought her the first bottle of hair dye!) or what tattoos she gets (I promised to take her for her first one!) or even what she decides to pierce (its her feeling the pain after all) the society that we live in has other ideas. But Im the bad parent for letting her have self expression.

I don't FORCE her to do anymore then the normal chores that kids all over the world (unless they are "SPECIAL") have been told to do. Like, the dishes, helping out with the laundry, and helping take care of family pets. But oh no! I'm a harsh mother! I MAKE HER DO CHORES!
Ya know, while Im on this rant .... I dont give a flying fuck WHAT the rest of them think. I'm entitled to raise my children as I see fit, and if they don't like it ... then they had better be prepared for me to step in and start telling them how to be a parent to their children. Which, you know, they don't really seem to like.... DO YOU?

Those who this is meant for will know. I don't care. you think you have a problem? Speak up to my face and I will tell you the same thing. FUCK OFF.